Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Saturday, 12 January 2013

Thursday, 29 November 2012


Everyone should try squeeze in at least 10 mins of 'Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D' everyday - even if you've got a busy old schedule like our man Hoffy. Pop it on a laptop, watch 'California Gurls' in between meetings. It ain't easy, but it's right.

Twist one for the Hoffy, Big time Celebrity, This time out on the Streets, This time for DnB, Twist one for the Hoffy, Big time Celebrity, This time for You and Me, Twist em Out..... I aint herd of ya... oh Hoffy danger dark side the undertaker hiya.... Danger when i rearange ya not so cool dont brake ya, Im an entertainer vapour on the radar, Get up on the mic and shout at ya..... It aint the galacticstar Hoffer danger under the fire im, The one the worlds are scared of, New york im the new age ranger gonna gonna gonna get ya.... Hoffadoffadee rippin up ya hold up all ya, oo oo we gotta hold up oo oma numa ro numral its, Out of galactica nuro the Hoffy run the whole show, Im gonna let them ravers no oo oo the risk.... Ben-z in out of galactica let them no me im the bad boi world mc, Jungle is like that mix that mc track, Like that wont do this and wont do that will he, Will he comebak oo oo the jungle is danger, Mix like that n do the twist fuk it and the bass.... Comes bak of the Twist one for the Hoffy, Big time Celebrity, This time out on the Streets, This time for DnB.

Thursday, 22 November 2012

Hoff Droppin Science.


Our man in the field is now some kind of boner-fide internet TV guru! Here he is featured on a website saying loads of stuff to inspire wannabe content creators. The words are hard to read cos his face is so resplendent on the screen. I would advise the website curators to maybe add smaller images of Hoff in various poses down the side of the article so you don't get bored and have to quickly scroll up to get a glimpse of the hallowed visage. Do your best tho, cos learning is lyfe yo..

Friday, 28 September 2012


Green Screen Dream Queen.

Jew Tube : Hoff's the kind of guy who can have his cake... and eat it.

Wednesday, 29 August 2012


Maybe the best thing that's happened, of all time.

Power crap

If it looks like and Indian and smells like an Indian....

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Friday, 29 June 2012


Hoff Scoff

Hoff Blog Admin Staff Party 2012

When punks start botherin' decent people... I make it ma bidness.

A ginsters a day keeps the boner at bay.

Friday, 8 June 2012


Meet the fans. Some lucky Hoffbloggers meet their hero at some festival in Spain the Hoff was headlining.

Thursday, 7 June 2012


Hoff's now a qualified 1st aider. Is there nothing out of his remit?

Friday, 27 April 2012

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Thursday, 26 January 2012

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Thursday, 8 December 2011

Wednesday, 30 November 2011