country hoff part 2

bananarama

Na na na na, na na na na, heeeyyyyyy, goodbye.

Offering one up right at the moment the photo was taken.

Temptation awaits at every turn.

Country Hoff.

TRi-Hoff

Table for one?

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

Pass the dreidel pon the left hand side.

National Lampoon's Isreali Vacation.

House Party - East LA

Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump... Left hand on a forty......
Puffin’ on a blunt!
Pumped my shotgun, niggas didn’t jump
Lala la la lala la laaaa

Decisions decisions.

Freeze sucka. Hofficide from the grassy knoll

Fuck off clean shirt.

Who's the Jewish private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks......?

HOFF!

Yeah, Damn right.

Right, Lads.....

One more drink here....


Then home . (big day tomorrow)

So good, he had to go back for more

Making porn stars swoon 24/7..

Del Taco Hoff Scoff

Breakfast at Tyffanee's

Mr Cheese

Rawk Hoffman

Pea head

Desert Oasis Blues.

DJ Mazel-Hov Cocktail

here seen leaving the rainbow on sunset blvd, our man Hoff is surrounded by a certain air of contempt. as it turns out, it's a famous rock and roll dive bar.... not '"some place you can go for bumsex".
shame.

hot LA rock n roll chicks are literally throwing themselves at our man Hoff 24/7, but he barely notices as he's too busy tweeting about seeing that dude from Swingers backstage at Qotsa show.

big wangs and bad attitudes

Pardied out bro

hard to tell, but guy back right is harrison ford at a queens of the stone age concert. the hoff, naturally remains unflustered by the whole affair.

alarmingly pro-peadophilia euphemisms

first day nerves

Pasta with chicken FYI